falseProphet?

The Philadelphia Daily News covered in sufficient detail the damning testimony against a 59-year-old man who portrayed himself as a mystic. But it was Fark.com that best summed it up: “Fortune teller convinces teenage girls that having sex with him will make wishes come true. Of course, he didn't say whose wishes.” The truly unfortunate gullibility of his victims not withstanding, when the guy reads his own cards he probably sees a future for himself that involves going away for a long time … and a life strictly in the company of other men.